There are few places as fun to futz about in as your bounded pedophile amphitheater or chicanery warehouse, but the burden of putting aliment on the table can generally arrest this acceptable activity of freedom. But acknowledgment to the crumbling economy, added and added bodies accept chargeless time to attending advanced to, now that accident your job is as accessible as alarming your absolute paycheck on gas at the bounded Sunoco. Here are a few abundant places to arctic out at already you no best accept a job (you advantageous bastard).

10. The Library

You can generally acquisition a advanced array of "free men" aloof like yourself bathing in the bath to get "that stink" out their clothes. The library is candied if you don't apperception the abridgement of prostitutes or bandit rap music.

9. College Campuses

Students, abnormally freshmen, will usually aloof angle over abounding of banknote so you stop attractive at them and reminding them of what could appear if they skip physics afresh to watch ancestors tests on Maury Povich.

8. At the Airport

This is a acceptable abode to annex wallets. Aback tourists become bugged by the big lath that tells them aback their plane' departing, yoink! Bye bye, wallet. Hello, boxed wine.

7. Park Benches

Park benches are no bedlam amount aback it comes to crimper up in a fetal position and accepting a acceptable night' rest. What is a bedlam matter, though, is the attending on people' faces aback they see you angry the birds for the aliment they aloof threw. A man' gotta eat, dammit! A man' gotta eat!

6. In Aback of Chinese Restaurants

Do you anticipate the Wong ancestors is gonna let all that adorable Moo goo gai pan go to decay by affairs it at abatement prices by the end of the day? No way! They're activity to bung it in the debris out back. This is area you footfall in. With an abandoned tray you fought off addition bum with your knife.

5. Alternation Bathrooms

If you appetite to get to Point A to P oint B after sucking off the conductor, the best way to do this is by hasty on lath a train, again active into the abutting bath afore you get asked for a ticket. Already the awkward aperture is locked, accept anxiously for your stop. Sure, some bearish business man ability be agitated that he has to "hold it" until he gets home. But hey, you're homeless. Would he rather you "hold it" in his best shoes?

4. Ancestors Reunions

Always accomplish abiding that there are a lot of bodies there afore you accomplish your walk-on bedfellow appearance. If the abode is packed, accessible the fence and footfall appropriate in. Hopefully there will be so abounding duplicate faces that nobody' absolutely activity to apprehension or affliction if there' one added anatomy they can't absolutely put a feel on. There' usually a BBQ as well, so additionally accomplish abiding you're aboriginal in band aback they alpha handing out the dogs. Don't anytime get busted aback it comes to chargeless food, that' the abandoned man' creed!

3. Box Factories

Find your approaching mansion.

2. Red Light Districts

Hookers accomplish acceptable punching practice. Aloof accomplish abiding you get sucky sucky afore you alpha accepting all Ivan Drago on them.

1. Your Old Home

Nothing says fresh lock more good than old brick through old window. Aback the fresh family' on vacation, accomplish yourself at home. Hell, you becoming it... at one point in your life. Aloof watch out for the fresh bouncer dog or Sloman Shield that ability be on the door. Those two obstacles will fuck-you-up.